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You want to funny, you want to be spontaneous. But it just doesn't happen. So order one of our popular ready-made 'Audible' T-shirts instead!

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Make Your Own T-Shirts!
CLICK HERE TO BEGIN


The body is a battleground. Just ask Steve Blake. Everytime you walk out the door in your Nike or your Under Armour or your Baby Phats, you are just one step away from being that suburban douchebag you always see at the local 7-Eleven - you know, that pasty dude in the replica Tour de France yellow jersey with all the logos on it, click-clacking around in his special shoes. You think Trek is cutting that guy a check? You think Cliff Bar is paying that guy to stuff those melted endurance bars down his maw?

Why are you paying those guys for the right to advertise their slogans, when you could be paying us guys for the right to advertise your own slogan?

Sponsor yourself in a custom high quality Mothering Hut t-shirt!

You're a funny guy. Put something funny on a shirt. You're not funny? Well, you're probably angry. Put something angry on a shirt.

And with shirts starting at $15 you can dress your whole softball team!

15 bucks! That's nothing. That's Darvin Ham money! At those prices, imagine the Mothering Hut as your own personal sweatshop. But without the long hours, industrial accidents, and forced smiles when Michael Jordan tours the factory floor.

Here's how it works:

SELECT A BLANK SHIRT
Choose the style of shirt you want to customize.
Mens, womens, kids. Tees, hoodies, tanks, baseball shirts. A wide variety of premium brands in a number of colors.

ADD YOUR CUSTOM TEXT
Say what you gotta say.
If you want, add text or numbers to the back of the shirt, by clicking the appropriate thumbnail.

TRICK YOUR SHIRT OUT
Detail your cutsom tee:
Postion your text, rotate it, blow it up, shrink it down. Choose your fonts. Choose the color of your text. (Price includes one color. Additional colors extra.)
Choose from standard inks, or select one of our deluxe inks, including felt, glitter and sparkle for xtra bling. (For specialty inks, use the drop down menu to the left of the color palette. Glitter and sparkle inks can be found under "Specialty Flex" and retro felt inks under "Flock".)
All our inks are cut by hand and super-durable.

GIVE US YOUR MONEY
Make it rain, and make it rain securely, via credit/debit card or by check/money order.



*NOTE: our custom t-shirts are printed by a different manufacturer than the rest of our merchandise.

What does this mean for you?

It means you cannot combine this shirt in an order with other items from our store. It must be ordered individually.