Washington Redskins Raljon T-Shirts

As endorsed by Tony Kornheiser! [MP3]

When Jack Kent Cooke built his new Redskin stadium in Landover Maryland, he named it "Raljon" after his two sons Ralph and John. (Quipped Tony Kornheiser at the time: "Good thing his sons weren't named Peter and Enis.") For a few years, Raljon, MD even enjoyed it's own zip code, where Shar Pourdanesh had his Saugusage-of-the-Month delivered.

To celebrate this glorious hamlet, we offer 3 exclsuive Raljon t-shirts:

Rajlon: City Of The Future!
Raljon: land of promise, endless horizons, safe schools, monorails, Dana Stubblefield's ice cream truck. Redskin fans, celebrate this lost time of optimism!

My Agent Went To Raljon...
...and all i got was this stupid 15 million dollar signing bonus! Redskins fans know that Raljon may be officially off the map but for gimpy free agents, it's still a magical place of endless money!

and our classic:
Raljon Football T-shirt