Washington Redskins Raljon Football T-Shirt

As endorsed by Tony Kornheiser! [MP3]

When Jack Kent Cooke built his new Redskin stadium in Landover Maryland, he named it "Raljon" after his two sons Ralph and John. (Quipped Tony Kornheiser at the time: "Good thing his sons weren't named Peter and Enis.") For a few years, Raljon, MD even enjoyed it's own zip code, where Shar Pourdanesh had his Sausage-of-the-Month delivered.

Raljon: land of promise, endless horizons, safe schools, monorails, Dana Stubblefield's ice cream truck. Redskin fans, celebrate this lost time of optimism!

Celebrate this glorious hamlet, in our exclsuive, Raljon Football t-shirt.

Distressed, vintage gold print on burgundy, heavyweight cotton.