My parents fled to the suburbs and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!!!
White Flyte: The Pride of Suburbia! The White Flyte have been tearing up well-funded exurban rec. leagues for over two decades: from Atlanta, to DC, to Philly, to Cleveland. Don't be ashamed of your Beltway Outsider status! Diversity = Death! Your parents knew that years ago when they piled the young family into the station wagon and headed into the wild mild, out past the Dockers outlet store, like modern day pioneers.
White Flyte basketball is uptempo basketball - it's all about running! Take your skills, and head to the hills, in one of our signature, authentic, fashionably honest White Flyte throwback tees!
(Disclaimer: don't wear this shirt on the subway - the subway is full of crazy muggers who will stab you and trade your shirt for crack!)
Distressed, retro graphic on heavyweight cotton shirt.